About

hi there! my name is Susan and i’m a small, angry, female human.

some facts:

• i’m mrmrmr9 years old
• i was born in Trondheim, Norway
• i’m Turkish. yes. 100%. both sides of my family. many of them still live there.
• my people invented pretty much everything
• i moved to the Amerika when i was ~6 years old
• i lived in Dublin, Ireland. for 4 years.
• i call San Francisco home
• i’m a recovering web designer
• i am a naturopathic practitioner and herbalist
• my mom thinks i’m cool
• i greatly dislike using the shift key
• i despise writing bios

places i have lived:

• Ankara, Turkey
• Trondheim, Norway
• Dublin, Ireland
• California (both Northern and Southern)
• Oklahoma
• Mississippi (for one sweaty, pyromaniacal summer fueled by Nine Inch Nails and the Smiths)
• Texas

i’m wondering if this is not far too much personal information to have public on the interwebs. though if i live in fear, then the terrorists have won.